一(🅾)猴,一(🙍)狗,一猪,一(yī )马四畜生,商(shā(🌖)ng )量(🎱)取一(☝)别号(😪),又苦胸无(wú )点(〽)墨,无从(cóng )着想(🏦)(xiǎng ),遂相约(yuē )进(📳)城,遇所见之字(👍),即为别号。约(💢)既定(dìng ),狗遂(🧣)狂驰以去。入城,至某庙(🎲)前,见有‘化及冥顽(🤜)’匾额,狗曰(yuē(👈) ):(🏷)‘此即我别(🐥)号也!’马(🥠)继(🦒)至,昂首无所睹,俯视,见某(💼)碑下,有‘根(gēn )深蒂固’四字(zì ),马曰:‘我(wǒ )即(jí )以为(wéi )名也。’俄而,猴跳跃亦至,举首指(zhǐ )‘(🎌)无(wú )偏无党’匾额(☝),曰:‘我即名(míng )无偏无党可(kě(👄) )也。’俟半日,猪始姗姗而来,遍觅无所见(🚰)。三(sān )畜咸(👔)笑之。猪曰:‘若等(🔽)俱(jù )已择(🐠)定耶?(🕚)’曰:‘择(😶)定(⛷)矣。’猪曰:(♑)‘择定(dìng )盍告(💆)我!’众(🏋)具(🍰)(jù )告(🦋)之(😃)。猪笑曰:‘从来别号(hào )不过两字或(⏬)三字,乌有取四字者(💫)?’众为(wéi )之爽(🗳)然,猪曰:‘无(🍋)伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我得三字之别(bié )号,而(✌)若等(🏨)亦各得三字矣。’