一猴,一狗(gǒu ),一猪,一马四(sì(⛷) )畜(chù(🥩) )生,商量取一别号,又苦(🌝)胸无点墨(mò ),无(wú )从着想,遂(suí )相约进城,遇所见之(🈲)字,即(jí )为别(🧖)(bié )号。约既定(dìng ),狗遂狂驰(🃏)以去。入(🤨)(rù )城,至(🌿)(zhì )某庙前,见有‘化及冥顽(😗)’匾(🤛)额,狗曰(🍕):(😜)‘此即(🚨)(jí )我别号也!’马继至,昂首无所睹,俯视,见某碑下(🥝),有‘根深蒂(💷)固’(🎞)四字,马曰(🗳):‘我即以为(💘)名也。’俄(é )而,猴(hóu )跳跃亦(yì(👒) )至(🍛)(zhì ),举首指‘(🤮)无偏无党’匾额(é ),曰:‘我(🏀)(wǒ )即名无(wú )偏无党可也(🏜)。’俟半日(🕵),猪始姗姗而(ér )来,遍觅无所见。三畜咸(🍁)(xián )笑之。猪曰(🤓):‘若(🍪)等俱(😛)已择(🚝)定耶(🥐)?(🚰)’曰:‘择定(🎲)(dìng )矣(🌪)。’猪(♐)曰:(☝)‘择定盍(😝)(hé )告我!’众具(💺)告(gào )之。猪笑曰:‘从来(lái )别(🙋)号(🐰)不过两字或三字,乌(🥫)有(🦈)取(🔁)四(sì )字者(🎬)?(🤚)’众为(wéi )之爽然,猪曰:‘无伤也,若等盍各摘一字以与我,我得三字(🥌)之别号,而若等(dě(🔻)ng )亦各得三字矣。’